f you're Asian you MUST take this quiz.
If you're not, just do it anyway.
Then replace the title with your result. (I am a/an______asian.)
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc.
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[ ] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew?
[ ] Do have a 95 average?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you know what DDR is?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[ ] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
[ ] Do you have a distinctive smell?
Score so far: 12
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung, Lin?
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score so far: 20
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[ ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read Manga?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?
Score so far: 24
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends? (sometimes)
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Under 25 - White washed
26-30 - American Born
31-40 - Pure
40-45 - Asian that got fob washed
45-50 - FOB
51- Hopelessly fobby