[ ] You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion.
[x] You have tripped on your own shoelace.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit and thought you were going to die.
[ ] You have seen the matrix a bunch of times and still dont get it.
[ ] You type with your two pointer fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You find aqua teen hunger force hilarious.
[ ] You have told a cop to f--k off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went in your nose rather than your mouth.
[x] Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have accidentally caused an explosion.
[ ] You have turned into a "Do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] You have been in a car accident because you weren't paying attention.
[ ] You have been caught driving drunk.
[ ] Sometimes you just...stop thinking.
[x] It is possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] After answering that you tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] People often tell you to use your inside voice.
[x] Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have eaten a bug for 5$ or less.
[ ] You have puked in your friend's car.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[x] You have peed your pants.
[ ] You have ran around naked when you were drunk.
[x] You have failed a class in school.
[x] You accidentally break things.
[ ] You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[x] Your friends like you because you're fun to laugh at.
[ ] You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
[x] You thought the word "cock" was funny in the previous sentence.
[ ] You crashed your car into a stationary object.
[x] You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
[x] You have fallen out of a chair before.
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[ ] You are/were in special ed.
[ ] You take ADD medication.
[ ] You don't get it.
[ ] You had to count these X's about 7 times before you could get the final number.
now count your x's up and multiply your answer by 2.
2 x 16 = 32%
If you are 0 - 10% You are not dumb
If you are 11 - 25% You are a little dumb
If you are 26 - 50% You are moderately dumb
If you are 51 - 75% You are pretty dumb
If you are 76 - 100% You are really dumb
