[ ] You have relative from Britain
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. <= what are chavs? o_O
[ ] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 1
[ ] You have/ surf or skateboarded
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You are into motorcross or bmx
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
[ ] Rugby and Football are the best sports
Total = 1
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
[ ] You correct people everytime they mispronounce spanish words
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno. <= and others
Total = 1
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 0
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You can get a bad temper.
[ ] Your name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You celebrate St. Patty's Day
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total = 2
[ ] You say n!gga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 3
[x] You have strict parents
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] you like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese. <= cuz i AM chinese o_O
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. <= what?
Total = 5